This is by way of an announcement that my 2013 collection, EVERYTHING YOU NEED, is now available as an eBook (US) or here (UK). For the time being it’s only Kindle-format, though that should change soonish. In addition to the stories in Earthling Publication’s splendid print edition of the collection, this Book edition includes THE GIST, Read More →

Just when you thought life couldn’t get more exciting, suddenly there’s the result of the overall #9ememess competition winner. So put down that axe and listen up. Who better to judge this climactic award than series creator Glen Morgan, who — as I was at pains to confusingly explain throughout — was asked to consider Read More →


Well well well. This week saw a SHOCKING, DISTURBING, MIND-BLOWING (sorry, thought I was a different kind of website there for a moment, about to deliver a dreary list of very average pieces of information loosely centred around pictures of Z-list celebrities that were born without eyebrows) number of entries: 124. That’s an unholy 87% increase from Read More →


I know what you’re thinking. No, actually, I know what you’re thinking. And some of you need help. Quite urgently. But I know that you’re mainly thinking it’s high time to be told the results of the 5th and penultimate #9ememess competition. By a happy co-incidence, that’s what I’m here to reveal. Okay, it’s not Read More →